Horse Outside lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm at Amanda's wedding, in a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin' at a bridesmaid, and she lookin' back at me
And when the service ends, I ask her if she wants a lift
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
So what the f*ck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

[Chorus]
I said f*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside

[Verse 2]
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's f*ckin' true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
And I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin' space
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, f*ck NCT
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me
And the boys are walkin' over, jinglin' their keys
I look the f*ckers up and down and give them one of these
[Chorus]
I said f*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside

[Verse 3]
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the f*cker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
And the boys are lookin' jealous, as I lead yer one away
And just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
Ya!

[Chorus]
f*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside