BEFORE sh*t GOT WEIRD (Skit) lyrics
by The Cool Kids
[Skit]
Before Little Wayne spilled his lean in that one interview
"Oh my God, that's the biggest f*ckup, I'm sorry"
Before you were paying $1200 for a pair of Jordans
"Jordans from Footlockers retailed at $260 less than a year ago. Now they are sailing for $700. In 1985 they sold for $40
Before Jake Paul was the world heavyweight champion on boxing
"Jake Paul just put Tyron Woodley in airplane mode"
Before sh*t got weird
The story of two friends who traveled through time and space to save us all from the most dangerous enemy we encountered: ourselves
StrawberryHookahLLC, and the director who brought you "Boys In The Hood 3: Ricky's Revenge" invite you to the Sci-Fi action thriller of the year, and to probably a few days into the next year: "Before sh*t Got Weird", coming February 2022
Only in select theatres, on select days of the year, select times, after a select number of people pre-ordered tickets so we can get a headcount 'cause y'all must think that we made out of money or some sh*t. Well news flash, n****a, we're not, so make sure you pre-order your tickets online on Fandango.com
Before sh*t Got Weird: if you had the power to change the future, would you?