Where My Kids At? (Skit) lyrics

(Phone dialling and ringing)

[Kuniva]
What's up with this b*tch?

[Girl]
Hello?

[Kuniva]
What up doe?

[Girl]
Hello?

[Kuniva]
What up doe girl. Don't act like y'all don't know who this is?

[Girl]
Who is this? Hello?

[Kuniva]
Look, yo yo

[Girl]
Hello?
[Kuniva]
Why the f*ck you keep saying hello? Where is my motherf*cking kids at?

[Girl]
Who? Your baby? See, you got me f*cked up...

[Kuniva]
Yo, where is my motherf*cking kids at? You know who the f*ck this is girl, stop playing!

[Girl]
n*gga, I ain't got no motherf*cking kids!

[Kuniva]
Look look look, I saw them kids at the zoo with that n*gga you be with?

[Girl]
WHAT?!

[Kuniva]
Where that n*gga at, man?

[Girl]
n*gga, get the f*ck off my mi...

[Kuniva]
Where is that money I sent you the other day?
[Girl]
Money?!

[Kuniva]
That money...

[Girl]
Man, I don't even motherf*cking know you!

[Kuniva]
Look, if you don't bring me... What, why you trying to play around, you that n*gga right with you trying to play along? Hello?

[Girl]
Hello? Who the f*ck you wanna [????] on?

[Kuniva]
One minute, hold up w-w-wait... I said, where's my motherf*cking kids? I know you know the f*ck this is!

[Girl]
... can't take a look, I...

[Kuniva]
I saw that n*gga at church, with my kids, I want my motherf*cking goddamn kids girl! Why the f*ck you playing?

[Girl]
WHAT?!
[Kuniva]
Look look look, Imma tell you like this...

[Girl]
... I'm not Jerry Springer, I'm not trying to be...

[Kuniva (Girl arguing in background)]
Wait wait wait, I'm... Look look, see you going off in the deep end, look, Imma tell you like this: if I don't see my kids by the end of this day, I'm f*cking you ass up!

[Girl]
If my man was here, he'd beat your ass!

[Kuniva]
Yo, yo, hey, don't get caught slipping, you little sl*t! I swear to God, I am f*cking you up, Imma f*ck you up!

(Girl hangs up)

[Kuniva]
Hello?