When Gemini Meets Capricorn lyrics

[RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken]
On the subway, I happened to glance at my horoscope
Capricorn
Be prepared for a pleasant surprise in the form of a visit from an old school chum

[HARRY BOGEN, spoken]
Come on

[RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken]
Let's see what it says about you
You're Gemini

[HARRY BOGEN, spoken]
I am?

[RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken]
Gemini
A good day to pay a visit to an old school chum
Who can be useful in providing some much needed assistance
What kind of assistance, Harry?

[HARRY BOGEN, spoken]
Please, you don't really believe that stuff, do you?

[RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken]
They couldn't put it in the papers if it wasn't true
[HARRY BOGEN]
Common sense says no
It could not be so

[RUTHIE RIVKIN]
But a great many folks keep track
Every single day
What astrologers say
Goes on in the Zodiac

[HARRY BOGEN]
Common sensе says no

[RUTHIE RIVKIN]
Why be con or pro?
Keep an open mind, don't choose
It's kind of fun to half bеlieve it
What's a person got to lose?

[HARRY BOGEN]
What's a person got to lose?
When Gemini meets Capricorn
On her way from the IRT
Could be coincidence

[RUTHIE RIVKIN]
Could be astrology
When Capricorn meets Gemini
Right across from the grand concourse
[HARRY BOGEN]
Could be an accident

[RUTHIE RIVKIN]
Could be some heavenly force

[RUTHIE RIVKIN & HARRY BOGEN]
Did the planets plan it?
Or was it chance?
Hey you, stars over the Bronx
Did you know the whole dealing advance?

[HARRY BOGEN]
Know all the while

[RUTHIE RIVKIN]
How they both would smile

[RUTHIE RIVKIN & HARRY BOGEN]
How they both would stop
Feel their hearts go clop, clop, clop

[RUTHIE RIVKIN]
When Capricorn met Gemini
On 183rd
[HARRY BOGEN]
Relishing every word
They found to say
Could be the whole event was an accident

[RUTHIE RIVKIN]
Could be foretold in their horoscope plain as day
(spoken)
A good day to pay a visit to an old school chum
Who can be useful in providing some much needed assistance
What kind of assistance, Harry?

[HARRY BOGEN, spoken]
Nothing, there's nothing

[RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken]
What kind, Harry?

[HARRY BOGEN, spoken]
Ruthie, come on, you make it sound like I–

[RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken]
Harry

[HARRY BOGEN, spoken]
Okay, okay
Actually, there is something you could do for me

[RUTHIE RIVKIN]
Could be the whole event was an accident

[HARRY BOGEN]
Could be foretold in their horoscope plain as day

[RUTHIE RIVKIN]
Plain as day

[RUTHIE RIVKIN & HARRY BOGEN]
Plain as day