Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags) - Album Version (Edited) lyrics

(Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right?
Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
Woooooo, good morning, ladies
You like that sh*t, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that sh*t, man
I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums
Everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-f*ckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.)
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We f*cked on the bed, f*cked on the flo', f*cked so long, I grew a f*ckin' afro
Then I f*cked to the left, f*cked to the right. She sucked my di*k 'til the sh*t turned white
I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA!
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-f*cker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pus*y I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a f*ck that b*tch just one more time