I Smoke Weed lyrics

I f*cked this girl in Talahassee
Doggie style so i named her Lassie
Came on her, florida state clothes
Filled up all her semen holes
f*cked this girl from purdue
Came in her hair, f*cked up her doo
She was cryin, like tammy faye baker
Her pus*y got hotter than a boiler maker
Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge
f*cked up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge
Dropped her off at LSU
Smoked all her weed, drank all her brew
f*cked George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas
Rode that ass just like a Lexus
f*cked her again in ft. worth
Stuck my di*k in her pus*y and I started to surf

(CHORUS)
Colt 45, Afroman
Tryin to get all the pus*y that I can
To the cross country in my Afro van
SMOKIN WEED

2X

I priced this hooker in Ohio
I said, b*tch, you too high Ho
I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti
f*cked her in the back of my 83 Caddy
Broker as hell smokin Newport singles
Came in her ass and said "f*ck the Bengals"
(afroman rant)

SMOKIN WEED!

Smokin weed, State-to-State
Beer and munchies got me gaining weight
Missionary style in chilla coffee
Little mamma said, "would you please get off me"
Beatutiful girl, Iowa City
Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty
She sucked my di*k, while she held my thighs
I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes"
My di*k went BOING in Des Moines
Going going go-Buckaw!

SMOKIN WEED!

(CHORUS 2x)
Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma
Buffalo, Puff-alo
Fort Smith, Fort Spliff
Smokin weed
Starkville, Sparks-ville
Huntsville, Blunts-ville
Mississippi, Missi-hippie
Alabama, Ala-grama
Hattysburg, Hattys-herb
Burmingham, Burning-ham
Smokin weed
North Dakota, North De Quota
South Dakota, South De Quota
I ran out of rhymes, but i'm...
SMOKIN WEED
(CHORUS 2x)