South Dakota lyrics

[Verse 1]
I tried to f*ck a girl from Sioux Falls
But she text all night, and gave me blue balls
A di*k teaser skeezer from the city of Mitchell
You never gave me the pus*y, you b*tch you
Rapping to the girls in Rapid City
But they left rapidly, what a pity
Almost got a blowjob in Pierre
But she said I have too much pubic hair
I took my Blackwood to Whitewood
Didn't go quite good I got a room in Deadwood
The receptionist said she's from Lead
But she won't come up and give me no head
I told her let's drink and smoke on this
Maybe later I can spear your fish
She denied all of my urges
Just like all the pretty girls in Sturgis

[Chorus]
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Such a lonely place
No women on MySpace
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Any time of year
Can't find no pus*y here
[Verse 2]
I thought I had a winner when I was in Winner
But baby girl wouldn't let me go up in her
I met a feminist from Vermillion
She said she wouldn't f*ck me for a million
I got some bookings in Brookings
But the girls were not foo-king
Tried to di*k your daughter down in Watertown
But it was too many c*ck blockers hanging around
I thought I had a queen in Aberdeen
This rejection is f*cking up my self esteem
Rush me a whore to Mount Rushmore
I really don't wanna jack off no more
All the hot girls in Hot Springs
Get mad when you discuss hot sexual things
Imma get me some pus*y, it's not too late
Imma fill my gas tank and get out of this state

[Chorus]
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Such a lonely place
No women on MySpace
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Any time of year
Can't find no pus*y here
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Such a lonely place
No women on MySpace
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Any time of year
Can't find no pus*y here
[Outro]
What's up, South Dakota?
I love y'all, man, I love y'all weed
I love all my fans
Imma just run down to Nebraska, Iowa, get me some pus*y right quick, Imma be right back
You know what I'm sayin?
No hard feelings, just a hard di*k
I'll be back, real quick, alright