Crazy Rap (GAY REMIX) lyrics

[Intro]
Listen man
I got a lot of stories and experiences from past times with n*ggas bruh
Y'all already know its DigBar, and I don't
I don't usually tell people about these stories and experiences but
Everybody gather round, grab a n*gga ass
Hold on to his leg do something
Just kick back gather round the mic
And listen to this sh*t man

[Chorus]
I said stroke 40 guys, two big fags, babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaws, grab dem balls, stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong and play ping pong
sh*t stretch long way to Hong Kong
So blow, blow, blow my boy, suck on his p*nis stems
Feelin' tight as hell, tryna ride him well, now I got a jagged rim
Deep throat, throat like 80 D's, breaking backs till hе squeal
If my di*k and my titties just don't sell, I bеt my fatty will

[Verse 1]
Well, it was just sundown in a small white town
And I need a meat ride right now (Well)
When the as*h*le walked through the white land
Asses went up for sale (Sale)
Well, I was standing on the corner with this fat ass meat
When I met a little dude named Jan (Jan), he took a ride on my fatty
He was calling me his daddy he the leader of the butt f*ck clan
(Haha) We f*cked on the bed, f*cked on the floor (Woo)
f*cked so long my p*nis grew an afro
Then I f*cked to the left (Left), f*cked to the right (Right)
He sucked my tip on my big black pipe (Haha)
Thought to myself, "He's a keepa", all in his cakes I ain't talking zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until his daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet (Oh)
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' with a [?]
Oh (Haha), he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
The motherf*cker f*cked my ass all night
But I ain't mad I just slept with his dad
I'm the best damn bussy he's ever had. (Haha)
I grab the BBC he adjusting my spine (Woo)
He gon' f*ck my sh*t just one more time
[Chorus]
Said stroke 40 guys, two big fags, babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaws, grab dem balls, stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong and play ping pong
sh*t stretch long way to Hong Kong
So blow, blow, blow my boy, suck on his p*nis stems
Feelin' tight as hell, tryna ride him well, now I got a jagged rim
Deep throat, throat like 80 d's, breaking backs till he squeal
If my di*k and my titties just don't sell, I bet my fatty will

[Verse 2]
I met this n***a in Hollywood
He had green hair, but damn He looked good
I took him to the house to break his spine
Then he whipped out a di*k that was bigger than mine
I met this n***a from Japan, he never made love with an African
I f*cked him once, Busted twice
I ate that p*nis like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed by the stories I tell ya (Tell ya)
I met a daddy in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in his ass like a Kangaroo
See, I met this n***a from Hawaii
Put it in his ass and he said "AIEE!"
di*k was breakfast, bussy was lunch
Then his [?] started tasting like Hawaiian Punch
I gave Colonel Sanders' pipe in the state of Kentucky
He said, "I'll fry some chicken if you just f*ck me"
I blew up in his mouth, just like ISIS
I gave her my secret blend of [?] and pipe
[Chorus]
Said stroke 40 guys, two big fags, babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaws, grab dem balls, stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong and play ping pong
sh*t stretch long way to Hong Kong

[Verse 3]
I met Dolly Parton's man in Tennessee
His p*nis was filled with Hennessy
That country screwing really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, "Lets Have babies"
Met this daddy in Oklahoma, put that bussy in a coma
Met this daddy in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I suck that di*k again
Met a real black dude down in South Carolina
Treated his ass like a nice vagina
f*cked this hooker in Iowa, I sent him to the medic, so I owe him
(Haha) f*cked this big booty n*gga down in Georgia
Ate the n*gga out, man, I thought I told ya?
I Made this beautiful man deep throat
Then he ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said his name's [?]
I wrapped his butt up just like a hot tortilla
His butt getting buried, ass distorted
I know Im finna cry when he get deported
[Chorus]
Said stroke 40 guys, two big fags, babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaws, grab dem balls, stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong and play ping pong
sh*t stretch long way to Hong Kong
So blow, blow, blow my boy, suck on his p*nis stems
Feelin' tight as hell, tryna ride him well, now I got a jagged rim
Deep throat, throat like 80 d's, breaking backs till he squeal
If my di*k and my titties just don't sell, I bet my fatty will