Happy Holidays, You bast*rd lyrics

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f*ckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f*ckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c*ck
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f*ckin' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f*ckin' hotdogs
And he sh*t sh*t sh*ts his pants
He's always f*ckin' sh*ttin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll nеver talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c*ck
I'll nevеr talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again