When You f*cked Grandpa lyrics

[Intro: Tom DeLonge]
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
When you f*cked grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise?
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
He seems like a total as*h*le
Grandpa is a total f*cking as*h*le
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his di*k in broken glass

[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]
When you f*cked grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed?

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
He seems like a total as*h*le
Grandpa is a total f*cking as*h*le
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his di*k in broken glass
[Outro: Mark Hoppus]
This is f*cking stupid, man, I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather, I mean, you guys are related, what's he gonna do? Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like to f*ck him in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate and c*m all over the place? This is stupid, I hate you all, I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight, man, this is stupid! I hate you!