Grandpa Song lyrics

[Verse 1]
When you f*cked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
And ask you to filate him; and stick a finger or two in his ass

[Chorus]
He seems like a total as*h*le
Grandpa is a total f*cking as*h*le
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his di*k in broken glass

[Verse 2]
When you f*cked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?

[Chorus]
He seems like a total as*h*le
Grandpa is a total f*cking as*h*le
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his di*k in broken glass
(This is f*cking stupid man, I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather! I mean you guys are related! What's he gonna do; take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?! Man, you like to f*ck him in the butt! I mean, everyone would come in and watch and masturbate and c*m all over the place, this is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight, man! This is stupid. I hate you!)