Happy Holidays, You bast*rd lyrics

Verse 1:
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f*ckin' presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f*ckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Chorus:
Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c*ck, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

Verse 2:
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven f*ckin' hotdogs
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven f*ckin' hotdogs
And he sh*t, sh*t, sh*t his pants, he's always f*ckin' sh*t his pants
And I'll nеver talk to you again

Chorus:
Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll nеver talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c*ck, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again