Canada (HIMYM) lyrics

I've just been handed a news flash
The word Canada is unrhymable
It's easier to, I don't know, get drunk and try to climb a bull
But Canada damn it
Ask any man on the planet
And watch his stammerin' stamina
As they clamor and cram it into the middle of a sentence
For a shot at repentance
Pass the problem on to all their nonrhyming descendants
I've never met anyone who could clean up after Canada
Except my uncle Tony from the Bronx
He's a janitor