The Hardest Part Is... lyrics
by Swell
[Skit: Jermaine Fowler]
Hey! Hey, Khary? See, I pronounced your name right this time? I looked it up. I googled it! 'Parently Google says your name's Khary, didn't know, who knew? I know now! So I see you're- sniffle -packing your things up into a- into a box.. 'cause you quit.. to become a rapper. I ain't know you rapped, man. Had no idea. That's fine, that's cool! I think it's cool that you can rap, y'know? Y'know a lot-a lot of rappers-- rapping- still can work- for me, y'know? You-you don't have to quit. You can still rap and do both.. and on your break go rap- on the streets or whatever you do, and- I don't- Times Square and dance for money-I don't know what you do, but you can-you can still work for me, man! You ain't gotta' go nowhere! Huh? Listen, man, a famous man named Martin Luther King once told me... rappers ain't sh*t, you ain't gotta' do that sh*t, man, you work for me, and you'll be fine. I-I'll give you a raise! How does a dollar sound, huh? C'mon, man! That-you ain't gotta'- you still walkin' away from me! Like I ain't talkin'? Like I ain't sh*t? Huh? Well, tell you somethin', you don't quit, 'cause I quit you! I quit you, n*gga! Huh? How about them-don't leave-don't leave-don't leave-don'-don'-don'-b-don'-don'-don'.. like I- hahahah- I- heh- I don't care if I look it at me! You think I care? I don't care, 'cause the only thing that matters right now is you! That's the only thing that matters to me right now, is your happiness... is your happiness, Khary! Oh.. f*ck! Don't go! Wait-wait-wait! One more thing, Khary, pl-wait-wait-wait, just hear me out, just hear me out! Okay... I need you