[Skit]
[Dark Mark] I started crying
[Mikey Mike] Jesus Christ! Keep going
[Dark Mark] To say I'm going to miss you is the greatest understatement in the world. Yours always, me, sad face emoji. Devastated, depressed, defeated, drained, helpless, exhausted (Dude, I miss you), tired, spent, mistreated, misled, taken for granted, (I love you so much because I knew you wouldn't leave at any point) hopeless, wrong, slided, f*cked around and over, ignored, dismissed, (Just the touch your hand, or your finger on mine) and by the way, thank you. Next, you are a loveless, emotionally underdeveloped, needy, approval seeking individual, filled with issues. I am happy to take a step back, if you are feeling overwhelmed
[Mikey Mike] I wonder if she was?
[Dark Mark] Have a great weekend. Sad face emoji, times two