Extreme Restraints Jingle lyrics

[Verse: Griffin]
Everybody's got some needs
And everybody's got some wants
Extreme Restraints' catalog of sexual products
Will fulfill both of those things for you
So visit extremerestraints.com
And get an electroshock paddle that goes on your balls

[Justin, Spoken]
Is that a real thing?

[Griffin, Spoken]
It should be

[Justin, Spoken]
I'm going to request that you put a real product in there

[Verse: Griffin]
Go to extremerestraints.com
And buy a ghost that you can f*ck every night

[Justin, Spoken]
(That's not a thing!)

[Verse: Griffin]
Go to extremerestraints.com
And buy a sexual fish tank
[Justin, Spoken]
You're doing an ad for extremerrestraints.com

[Verse: Griffin]
Go to extremerestraints.com
And learn about all the good chicken pot pie recipes

[Travis, Spoken]
On the forums!

[Verse: Griffin]
On the forums

[Justin, Spoken]
Wholly inaccurate. Everything you're saying right now is a bast*rdization of this product message