[Intro]
Man
This song goes out to that that beautiful girl in the food court
But I couldn't even talk to her
Cause I had to use the restroom
Damn
[Verse 1]
Cute girl across the room
Wish I could say hi to you
But this food is getting in the way
Probably know me from vine
I'm talking sh*t all the time
Promise I'm not an as*h*le everyday
Made a song eat yo ass so I could skip my class
With this song just want to talk to you
And my ass really hurts and I got booty squirts
And we'll make this thing work but I gotta use the restroom
[Chorus]
Poop always gets the best of people
It makes me think just what to do
And should I go be that negro
And get her number while sh*tting too
What to do
Woah and I don't know what to do
I'm asking you
I don't know what to do
[Verse 2]
Your eyes looking beautiful
I wanna eat your booty hole
I'm sorry that I get carried away
Sometimes I get afraid
And I forget how to behave
But I'm new to this feeling of love
I waved and you smirked
Promise I'll put you first
But you gotta let me take a poo
These natural things help me out when I sing
'Though it's really damn gross
I want you
f*ck all my hoes
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Man I can't let her go
Man do you think she knows
About that big di*k?
Yeah it's pretty thick
It's like 8.5 inches though
But sh*t I gotta let this out
n*gga I know whatchu talking 'bout
If she goes down south and opens that mouth
And smells that sh*t oh my
[Chorus]
Poop always gets the best of people
Uh check it
It makes me think just what to do
And should I go just be that negro
And get her number while sh*tting too
What to do
I don't know what to do
I've been asking you
A n*gga don't know what to do
[Outro]
Uh, aye I'm done sh*tting girl
It's nice to meet you
My name's Eric Dunn
How about we go to lunch sometime me and you
I'm a pretty nice guy you should get to know me
I think you real beautiful
Let's go
Copyright - Eric Dunn, Dunn Enterprises, 2014