These Are Not My Pants (The Rock Opera) (Country) lyrics
by Five Iron Frenzy
These are not my pants
I don't know whose they are
They smell a lot like Bobby's
Cause he likes to fart
These are not my pants
How did they get here?
And I'm fillin up with fear
Cause these are not my pants
Thank you, I'll be at the grand ol' opry tonite