Mau Mau lyrics
by Mr. Muthafuckin eXquire
[ Verse 1 - Mr. Muthaf*ckin' Exquire ]
Nappy headed Nubian
Snap the comb bristles
Triple distilled whisky
Military issued pistols
Discontinued saw
Puking in my rear view
sl*t like "ew" but she still gonna f*ck us all
di*k half hard, trying to f*ck while I roll
I just hit it just to hit it, I ain't even get to c*m
Reem stole the phone
He tried to slide off her wedding ring, she noticed
Damn this n*gga f*cked up everything
Found her old tops
Charge up the car for 93
f*cked up how them n*ggas never got a ring
I don't trust nobody I only trust me
I got a lesbian broad who only f*ck me
Minx made of sasquatch
Front get your ass squashed
Dropped out at 15, still a n*gga mad smart
The CIA say my rhymes is a thought crime
The dash between your birth and death is your lifeline
Live and be an outlaw
Die and be a martyr
I ain't working for the rest of my life
That sh*t's retarded
Philosophy of mau mau
f*ck that kill everything
Screaming f*ck the world as my nuclear bomb detonate
All he found was some residue and yellow paint
Grabbing my nuts at the pearly gates
Used to paint my face with soap like The Ultimate Warrior
Shirtless in my draws not knowing that sh*t was always us
I doubt Jim Hellwig could whip some Zulu ass
Indifferent misfit used the rule of math
Got connects with Hungarian thugs in Budapest
Mostly white collar crime but still them tools'll blast
My father's a plumber, I'm nothing like him
That's that Mario sh*t I'm more like Bison
That means I'mma live in this bar till my life done
A lot of sh*t I know, I only write some