I.P.K.C.A. (International Parental Kidnapping/Child Abduction) lyrics

Whoever removes a child from the United States, or attempts to do so, or retains a child, who has been in the United States, outside the United States, with intent to obstruct the lawful exercise of parental rights, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for not more than three years, or both...

I can't believe you had the gaul to test my testicality, expecting you would be exonerated from your fallacy. I guess you never expected to get hit with reality, I knew you were a space-cadet, but now you left the galaxy. You made your intentions quite clear, you plan to rip my daughter from my life, and murder the very idea of daddy. But, sadly that is never going to happen, you have crossed a line, and lost your mind, it's patterned in your actions. Everytime we'd hug, for Sophie's Sake, and you would press my lower torso, I'd be thinking "Jesus Christ, when will this broad go in peace?" You say I'm tryin' to control you, and play with 'ya, naw, naw I was just tryin' to get away from 'ya. Yeah, amicably without the strings attached, you can see in e-mail, after e-mail manifestly. I should've heeded the warnings, voluminous & brazen, you threatened to abduct my daughter on numerous occasions...

International Parental Abduction is a crime, technically you should be doin' time, but I would never wish that on 'ya, nor would I ever pull a kidnap on 'ya...
International Parental Abduction is a nightmare, using your child as a weapon, isn't quite fair. You've played the victim enough, it's time to come clean, Sophie's the only victim here, you little drama-queen...

The manner in which you've made a decision to equate, would make any mathematician blush, without a debate. I wondering how you add that up? You tried to seduce me profusely, according to you, by then you'd had enough. Called you repugnant, called you ugly, and a crazy hippie. Why would you ever wanna have another baby with me? I see your attitude, and apoplectic mood, you started actin' rude, soon as you met this dude. And, now you're under the impression you can legally kidnap my daughter, across the border so strategically? You're mad, and you're fraught with doubt, (sighs) but have you even thought this out? Your lawyer, she just wants your dough, it's so sad, that you don't even know...That you could never, ever, ever win! When I get Sophie back, you'll never take my kid, again!!!

International Parental Abduction is a crime, technically you should be doin' time, but I would never wish that on 'ya, nor would I ever pull a kidnap on 'ya...
International Parental Abduction is a nightmare, using your child as a weapon, isn't quite fair. You've played the victim enough, it's time to come clean, Sophie's the only victim here, you little drama-queen...

I'm so sorry you've been under the impression, of a self-imposed belief, that you can just take my kid...with a virtual stranger, and put her in danger...You have to be out of your mind, if you think you ain't gonna be held culpable for the things that you did!