Xhibit F lyrics

On the night of April 14, 2015...I happened upon a communication happening live between Miss Thulis, and her new love interest...What I ultimately wound up reading was the beginning of a plan, that essentially played out in real-life...Within the communication, I observed myself being vilified, and painted as a monster...I was even blamed for a diaper-rash...The cause of which Miss Thulis was well aware...Your Honor, I've learned some very interesting things as a father of a little girl...But, one thing I did not need to learn prior to the birth of my baby, is...That when a child sleeps in a urine-soaked pull-up, for hours a night, on several nights of the week... There's liable to occur some irritation....
(Yeah, yeah)
You're a silly silly woman, now. Quite audacious. Your Mercury & Mars are facing, and so it makes this quite a precarious situation. Since I intercepted your communication, I made you put your plan in action prematurely. Now, you're purely reacting and it is surely, recklessly endangering my child with your smitten lover. Your behavior's unbecoming of a fit mother. Keep on following this pattern, it's gonna get rougher. In the end, you're just a mediocre di*k-sucker. But, I can't believe this b*tch. I was tryin' to leave this b*tch. Now I gotta call Lebowitz, believe in it, I don't need this sh*t. I could never conceive this sitch, It is reachin' a fever-pitch. Will I pick up the phone, and send your ass home? You better believe it b*tch...

(Attorney) Your Honor, I'd like to introduce "Exhibit F" please

(Judge) Yes, bring it up

(Attorney) "Exhibit F", this is a Skype-chat between my client, and Miss Thulis. A Skype-chat in which many attempts were made by Mr. Sweeney, to (uh) recover his abducted daughter

(Opposing Attorney) Objection! Your Honor, implies kidnapping

(Judge) Objection over-ruled! Let the man speak

(Attorney) Yes, as I was saying Your Honor, many attempts were made by my client to attempt a resolution, (uh) and recover his abducted daughter. After several appeals to Miss Thulis's compassion, Mr. Sweeney says, and I quote "You're uprooting my f*ckin' daughter, b*tch!" To which Miss Thulis replies "You left your daughter, you wanted out"

No, I left you b*tch. Dont get it twisted. Did you catch that? I think you missed it. The way I stretch that, you think I fist-it. You wanna fetch that? Well, here's a biscuit. You wanna play house? Be my guest, but go on a honeymoon with the kid, that is reckless. I don't wanna leave you naked in court, but keep pushin' 'ya luck b*tch, and i will make it a sport. Shackin' up with virtual-strangers. Got Sophie sleepin' in a bed with his 8-year-old kid? Yeah, you stupid little c*nt, that's danger. Your boyfriend got hurt in the war, but Iraq is not as scary as me. I will see your face on him, and beat 'yo ass vicariously. f*ck a court, I will take you to the port, and send that ass right back to British-Colombia. Anybody buyin' that sob-story you got's a f*ckin' idiot, every single one of 'ya. I know 'ya think 'ya clever, but you lack wits. I brought you out here...I'll send 'ya back, b*tch! I got 'ya dead-to-rights, plottin' my demise. Startin' petty fights, spreadin' vicious lies. Try'n ta block my path, and make a big display...Like I'm a kidnapper? Well, look who ran away...

(Audio from trial)
"The plaintiff wrote me a letter on August 12th, in which he told me, I would never see my son again. I have the letter here, it's marked defendant's exhibit"
(F)