Gossip lyrics

[OCTOPUS MOM] (spoken)
Did you hear about that poor little clownfish father whose son was taken from the reef?

[OCTOPUS BABY]
Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? MOM!

[OCTOPUS MOM]
Wait a sec. NOT NOW SWEETY! Mommy's only got eight hands!

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[LOBSTER #1]
He went to the three ferocious sharks. He's wicked scared. But what does he do? He goes and blows 'em up!

[LOBSTER #2]
Wow! Now that's a tale!

[LOBSTER #1]
(acknowledging his tail)
Why, thank you!

[LOBSTER #2]
Yeah...didn't mean it that way.

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[SWORDFISH #1]
I heard he went face to face with a jellyfish.

[SWORDFISH #2]
You heard incorrectly, old chap. It was an entire jellyfish forest.

[SWORDFISH #1]
Be that as it may. He made it out unharmed.

[SWORDFISH #2]
He may have, my good man. But will you?

[SWORDFISH #1]
Touché.

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[PENGUIN #1]
(flying)
And then this whale comes along and takes him straight to Sydney Harbor and shoots him out his spout! Isn't that amazing?

[PENGUIN #2]
(also flying)
That IS amazing... Wait a minute. We're penguins...We can't fly!

[PENGUIN #1, & #2]
(falling)
AHHHH!!!!!