“Guess who’s about to make a machine that prints books!” lyrics

[DOUG, spoken]
Now that is a bad Monk!
He stabbed Young Monk with a pencil

[BUD, spoken]
Well, in his defense, he was tricked by the devil

[DOUG, spoken]
Yes, a lot of us get tricked by the devil

[BUD, spoken]
My dad got tricked by the devil
He cheated on my mom with a bank teller

[DOUG, spoken]
A very pretty bank teller

[BUD, spoken]
Yeah
My parents are still together, though

[DOUG, spoken]
Marriage!
Now, we hate monk, and we hope you do, too
But we want you to hate him for a reason
[BUD, spoken]
Yeah, you can't just say a character is evil
You need to know why he's evil

[DOUG, spoken]
That's why we had him worship Satan

[BUD, spoken]
It's called "character development"
Now, I think I may have heard Monk saying something about how
He didn't want a person to make a machine that prints books?

[DOUG, spoken]
Uh-oh!
'Cause guess who's about to make a machine that prints books?
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