“Have a biscuit!” lyrics

[BUD, spoken]
Young Monk enters Bootblack's workshop

[DOUG, imitating bell, spoken]
Dangle-dangle-dangle-dangle-dangle

[BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken]
Young Monk

[DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken]
Hello, Bootblack
Oh, I've got another pencil—

[BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken]
And I've got a big pair of boot-tongs!
Allow me to remove it

[DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken]
Oh, thank you

[BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken]
That's the third pencil this week

[DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken]
I know
Monk has created a hostile workplace environment
[BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken]
Then why do you stay with him?

[DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken]
I think I can change him
He's like a tiny seedling that just needs the water of me
And with a little bit of luck and that me-water
I will help him grow into a giant tree
That doesn't stab me with pencils!

[BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken]
Oh no, Young Monk, don't cry, don't cry!
I know what will cheer you up
Have a biscuit!