On The Run From Cossett lyrics
by 1 Trait Danger
Stoney:
Aw f*ck, you guys, here comes Cossett
Kid 2:
Dude, he's like half your size, why don't you just like... beat him up?
Stoney:
No, dude, last time I got rough with him he totally hacked me in front of the whole school!
Kid 2:
Oh my god, f*ck, dude
Cossett:
Well, well, well, look who we have here
Stoney:
Aw, c'mon man, f*ck off
Cossett:
The f*ck did you just say? Don't make me hack your sh*t again. You know the drill, b*tch. All your bitcoins, on this flash drive, or you're dead
Stoney:
Aw, c'mon dude, that's all my bitcoin for lunch, man, please!
Cossett:
Now, or I'll get my truck again
Stoney:
No, no, Cossett, no!
[truck revving]
Stoney:
Please, Cossett, please! Do not get in your pickup truck, please, I don't wanna get run over by your pickup truck! Noooooo!
Cossett:
Open your laptop, give it to me
Open your laptop, give it to me
Open your laptop, give it to me
Open your la-la-la-la-laptop, give it to me
Gimme your laptop
I heard you only watch missionary porn, you super hetero-normative f*ck
Why don't you just go date a f*cking cheerleader, you f*ck
f*cking non-vector3 variable calling piece of sh*t
I bet you deadlift 200 pounds and you're really healthy, you f*cking nerd
When was the last time you coded in Python, you jock b*tch?
Gimme your laptop
Open it
Jock b*tch
I bet you passed the PACER test, you f*cking loser
[PACER test]
Narrator:
Now introducing... Jimmy Fallon!
Jimmy Fallon:
Run, b*tch, you're f*cked!
Cause you can't outrun the front of a truck
You can hide, you can slide, you can make up a lie
But Cossett's gonna find you