Clap When I’m Dead (Evening Set) lyrics

[Intro]
And now next up, err, our next act on the Heineken Hammered Stage is... Beach House. Give it up for Beach House

[Skit: Dude 1, Dude 2]
Dude, this is Beach House. They're like, one of the best bands working today. Y-you gotta like clap with the rest of us
I don't wanna clap dude
Why? w-it's-you gotta clap dude. It's like disrespectful to just stand there and enjoy it-
What? what-what did you just say?
I said, it's, like, disrespectful to- stand there and enjoy it but-
Holy f*ck, is this actually Beach House? This is like, way more intense than I'm- than I thought that they sounded like. But, yeah dude, I don't wanna clap, I like to just stand there and watch, I don't-I don't like to cla- what the f*ck?

I'll clap when I'm dead, bullet in my head
I'll clap when I'm dead, bullet in my head
I'll clap when I'm dead, bullet in my head
I'll clap when I'm- clap when I'm- clap-

[Glitched vocals]

I'll clap when I'm dead, bullet in my head
I'll clap when I'm dead, bullet in my head
I'll clap when I'm dead, bullet in my head
I'll clap when I'm- clap when I'm- clap-

[Skit 2: Dude 1, Dude 2]
Holy sh*t
Yeah
What were we talking about? Oh right yeah, the whole clapping thing, yeah, like I was saying, I like to just- I like to just stand, ya know, sometimes I fold my arms even when I'm having a good time, sometimes I like to just stand and watch the show. Ya know, I understand the band that's energy from a, from a crowd that's uhh ya know, active and energetic, but, I just like to dissect a show and enjoy it and take it in. Yeah, but I- goddammit I can't hear a f*cking thing
(You stupid disrespectful f*ck!)

Bullet-
Clap motherf*cker, come on
Bullet in my head-
Yeah-

[Outro]
Whoa wait, stop the music. This is Beach House, listen up
T-That f*cking guy- that f*cking-
That f*cking guy isn't clapping!