Arsey lyrics
by Dizzee Rascal
[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, uh
Back on my bullsh*t
Don't force it
It's-it's-it's live-o
[Hook]
Some people wanna f*ck and party
Some people just want Versace
Want a Rolex and a Carti
I'm guilty as charged, and f*cking nasty
Got money, but I ain't classy
I wish I could duck HMRC
I'd wish they would just walk on past
Without asking for half and getting arsey
[Verse 1]
Give it some but I don't give a sh*t
So you ain't missing none
You're in a pickle, son
Like tryna hum with a missing lung
I got a wicked tongue, it's just a bit of fun
I'm like a hit-and-run
You just run your gums, 'cause you're thick and dumb
You're at the apple tree tryna pick a plum
What you gonna do when the liquor's done?
It's not a pretty world, it's a fickle one
That's when I told my littlе one, "Listen, son
Some c*nts just wanna see you undonе
Some c*nts ain't got no funds and live on crumbs
Some c*nts got money and still are bums
Are you a selfish c*nt or a giving one?
Either way, you're a c*nt, keep living some"
I'm Black and British, living large
I put Britain first and I took us far
I'm like Nigel Farage in a foreign car
But I was raised in the gutter and I raised the bar
Should I pray to Jesus or pray to Jah?
Or praise the Lah'
Just pray I ain't in the Daily Star, they don't care who you are
It's a daily par, they don't care who you are
[Hook]
Some people wanna f*ck and party
Some people just want Versace
Want a Rolex and a Carti
I'm guilty as charged, and f*cking nasty
Got money, but I ain't classy
I wish I could duck HMRC (yo)
I'd wish they would just walk on past
Without asking for half and getting arsey
[Verse 2]
I'm not a champagne socialist
I'm a anti-social angry motorist
And I'm a vocalist
I'm just tryna make the most of this
I'm a emotionless chauvinist with no openness
I'm a hopeless bloke
Come on now, we've been over this
And I know you got a point, but I really don't know the focus is
So just open your throat and choke on this
I'm just joking, Miss (ha)
Do you know what a joker is?
Somebody who votes for the same kind of bloke the opponent is
You're in the home, you don't know who the owner is
Now what you know what a loner is
You feel lost, you don't know where the sauna is?
Can somebody tell me what Corona is? (Hello?)
I ain't tryna be political or critical (na)
I'm just being analytical (no)
And it's typical (yeah)
Got the British bulls screaming out Reform and it's miserable
While the ex-pats move to a next patch
Where they ain't gotta pay tax
Let the money roll in and just lay back
Now do I sound like a ignorant twat if I said that? (oi!)
[Hook]
Some people wanna f*ck and party
Some people just want Versace
Want a Rolex and a Carti (I need it!)
I'm guilty as charged, and f*cking nasty
Got money, but I ain't classy
I wish I could duck HMRC
I'd wish they would just walk on past
Without asking for half and getting arsey
(f*ck off)