Ballad Of A Lonely Horse lyrics

Ay, I'm just a horse but uh
I'm a horse that wants to see his son again
And uh, Karen, I hope you see this
Marcus, this one's for you, man
Yeah

Yes I'm a horse, yes I'm a horse
Single with a kid, I am divorced
Boy, I'm a horse, I'm just a horse
A single horse, yeah I am a horse

I say "neigh"
I say "neigh"
Get up out my way
Yes, I say "neigh"

I like to play
I watch Groundhog Day
I go to Pei Wei
And I order the rice

No, I ain't gay
I swear I am straight
I stay eatin' hay
Cus I'm too nice
My wife just left me
I want to see my son
I don't lie down to sleep
Cus I can sleep while standing up

I swear to God she better not leave
I won't get to see my kid grow up
Won't get to see him turn into a teen
If I beg enough
I'll see my son named Marcus
No knee man
It's called carpus
Got big teeth, orthodontist
Pocahontas, I can't vomit

And my breath more Rotten than Robbie
Get off me if you ain't my jockey
I'm so modest, not c*cky
Come see me on the farm in Milwaukee

Yes I'm a horse, Yes I'm divorced
I have a son, his name is Dorse
I am a horse, I'm on the Porsche
In 13 years, I'll be a corpse