My Worst Song Yet lyrics

C'mon yeah, we're scaring
We're going to bad and say bad evil things
I'm swagging b*tch, I'm iced up
I'm swagging b*tch, I'm iced up
Swag b*tch, I'm iced up
b*tch, we're incredible

Hey mommy i wrote a scary enough song
I'm trying to forget this idiot who keeps doing me wrong
He only responds when I talk about satan on the blog
And the pictures of the reaper, jiggling asses, and thongs
I'm sorry I don't have that cause I don't even own one
I'm not the queen of fashion, but I'm sitting on the throne

? the bruises, I said don't worry about it
But I like more so please hurry and he was about it
So we spent like thirty seconds being flirty, getting sweaty
And I regret it
I mean I liked it but I wasn't ready

I guess I didn't want him around me but I'm a softy
So I let him call me and buy me coffees at my work
My job is just to flirt and sell glitter
So make your skirt a little shorter, Kitty, don't be a quitter

I'm not so sure that we're all alone here
I think I'm in love with everyone
I'm not so sure that we're all alone here
I think I'm in love with everyone
But I'm really not
I'm really rotting on a swing set
Repeatedly every Monday as I wonder why my mommy's so mean to me
And then Tuesday I said you could abuse me
But you would rather not
So uh you lose me
My interests, and on Wednesday
I call up all my friends they hate me too, they make me get wasted
And the next day
I don't care what all your texts say
Cause all I care about is acing tests and getting the best grades
In my class and I ? on thursdays to kick my ass
But I have to balance between studying and boys that I make passes at

Sounds like I'm a teaser, a walk about skank
But the reason is that I have nothing to write songs about anymore
I don't have cars, guns, or whores to talk about
And at this point I can't even think of any metaphors

I should just take a break from school or something
And that really fell apart towards the end
Just quit my job, let's quit my job
Eh I don't know
Stay in school, that's what I have to do
Cause I don't have an option
This is a song about nothing
It's Seinfeld
Musical Seinfeld