Uber (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ lyrics

[Chorus]
Yuh, I f*ck a b*tch in a Uber
She f*ck me and I'm still a loser, ayy
Rode on my di*k like a scooter
And I swear to God I'ma use her, ayy
f*ck on my face, f*ck on my face
f*ck that sh*t, ho, yuh
f*ck on my face, f*ck on my face
Suck my di*k though
I f*ck a b*tch in a Uber
She f*ck me and I'm still a loser, ayy
Rode on my di*k like a scooter
And I swear to God I'ma use her, ayy
f*ck on my face, f*ck on my face
f*ck that sh*t, ho, yuh
f*ck on my face, f*ck on my face
Suck my di*k though

[Verse 1]
She smoke on my di*k like a dab pen (Dab pen)
Her tits pretty fire like dragon (Dragon)
Designer on my ass, ho, I'm saggin' (Saggin')
[?] that b*tch so I'm braggin' (Yeah)
f*ckin' up b*tches at Walmart (Walmart)
She ridin' my di*k like a go-kart (Go-kart)
b*tch is annoyin', b*tch, don't start (Don't)
She f*ckin' with me and my Goyard (Yeah, yeah)
My b*tch goth, my b*tch goth, my b*tch goth (b*tch, my b*tch goth)
Got a Lambo' inside my brand new garage
And b*tch I'm skirtin', ah
b*tch I'm skirtin' ah
b*tch I'm skirtin'
And that b*tch twerkin', ah
That b*tch twerkin', ah
That b*tch twerkin', yeah
[Verse 2]
I took my b*tch to IKEA
I just f*cked a [?] idea
b*tch, I got my f*ckin' weed, I'm gonna re-up, yeah
Shout out to my b*tch Mariah, yeah
That b*tch lyin' on my f*ckin' bed
Need my bat like that b*tch my f*ckin' mate
I'ma stroke, stroke-stroke-stroke, and I bust all on her face
Hol' up, wait, what the time is? (Wet)
Hol' up, b*tch, you know I gotta grind, b*tch
Man, I swear this b*tch addicted, I got [?], b*tch
Yo, I sent yo' mom a di*k pic, I'm not lyin', b*tch... I'm not
My b*tch bad but she got weave
That b*tch so annoying and she do not brush her teeth
That b*tch hella dirty so she cannot f*ck with me
And I swear to God I'm 'boutta bust all on her knee
b*tch, I'm on my weird sh*t, uh
Why y'all n*ggas hella fruity? On y'all queer sh*t (Queer)
Man, y'all talkin' too much bullsh*t, I can't hear sh*t

[Bridge]
Yeah, too much bullsh*t, I can't hear sh*t, yeah
Too much bullsh*t, I can't hear sh*t, yeah
Too much bullsh*t, I can't hear sh*t, yeah

[Chorus]
Yuh, I f*ck a b*tch in a Uber
She f*ck me and I'm still a loser, ayy
Rode on my di*k like a scooter
And I swear to God I'ma use her, ayy
f*ck on my face, f*ck on my face
f*ck that sh*t, ho, yuh
f*ck on my face, f*ck on my face
Suck my di*k though
I f*ck a b*tch in a Uber
She f*ck me and I'm still a loser, ayy
Rode on my di*k like a scooter
And I swear to God I'ma use her, ayy
f*ck on my face, f*ck on my face
f*ck that sh*t, ho, yuh
f*ck on my face, f*ck on my face
Suck my di*k though, yuh