Riddles lyrics

You like riddles?
(Yeah)
Good

Oh wow, oh wow

Riddles are a very old form of folk humor
For instance, uh
What lives in a barn and sees equally well out of either end?
A blind horse

The appropriate reaction for that is a nice healthy groan
Which should sort of sweep across the audience

What is large at the bottom, small at the top and has ears?
A mountain
Well, you've heard of mountaineers, haven't you?

*groans*

Yes, I think you've got it, yes