F.L.A.P.S. (Confessions of a Freak) lyrics

[Verse 1]
I like to masturbate
When a n*gga just came
And it's just tight lame if he don't give brain
Procrastinate and play with the nipples
Touch it in the middle then pop it like a pimple
There's no debate, gotta do it, impress
By the right index in that pink flesh
Yeah, n*gga, I'm a vet
Learned how to get wet when I turned 11
Late night robin bird was heaven
I got a little porno obsession
Now I got skills in the trade like Stephen
If you got skills, we can trade like best friends
But I don't mind going solo
No homo, but I c*m better dolo
Wish all di*ks had a switch for turbo
Took batteries, and came in purple

[Chorus]
f*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me
I can f*ck you like a pornstar
f*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me
On your couch or in your mom's car
f*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me
Front shot, side shot, back shot, c*m shot
f*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me