Coffee & a Joint lyrics

[Intro]
I got some stuff you just gotta try
What is it?
Pot, you know, marijuana?
Yeah, yeah (Marijuana)
Yeah
Yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

[Chorus]
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

[Verse 1]
Uh, yo, I'm higher than an F16 at Walgreens
Tryna find some eye drops and a bottle of Listerine (Woo)
Well, I'm Mr. Clean when I step on the scene
But, yo, how did I get here? And what does this all mean?
The last thing I remember was way back in September
Oh, Johnny had a doobie, it was groovy, full of pleasure
But I probably didn't measure the amount I should've taken
Now I'm standing on the ceiling and this feeling got me quaking, yo
I stick to baking with Betty Crocker baby
We dishing out delectables and, yeah, they tasty
So, yeah, it's amazing, now come come and get a slice
And if they try to take my herb, I'll say, "Take my wife"
But, Kevin, you're not married, oh sh*t, it's getting scary
I'm mixing up my history, my memories are buried
And I don't have a clue what's real or imaginary
So take heed, my children, 'cause this story's cautionary
[Pre-Chorus]
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

[Chorus]
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (Oh, my God)
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (And a what?)
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (Alright, and a who?)

[Verse 2]
Well, uh, I well, uh, I was
Standing in the corner of the kitchen by myself
Eyeing up the pot brownies on the top shelf (What?)
I'm thinking maybe just a nibble'll do
But I didn't eat dinner, so I gobbled down two
Oh, sh*t
I f*cking blew it, oh
I got to keep this conversation fluid
Yeah, too high to function
I'm feeling like a clown at a funeral luncheon
I'm a goner
Man, I reached my marijuana maximum consumption
Well, goddamn, hors d'oeuvre threw my night for a curve
But I could be the hero that this party deserves
So I boot and rally, sink the last cup
Turns out it was my team's cup, f*ck
[Pre-Chorus]
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

[Chorus]
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint