di*k lyrics

[Intro]
In their time of need and loneliness
A one thing di woman dem waan
(Weh dem waan?), Di girls dem need
(Weh dem need?), Di girls dem waan
(Weh dem waan?), Di girls dem need
A friend
Dem need a buddy...
In their time of need and loneliness
(Weh dem waan), Di girls dem need
(Weh dem need), Di girls dem waan
(Weh dem waan), so mi introduce myself!

[Verse 1: (J)]
My name is di*k, I got a girl who has a cat
Always playin' on her lap
Sometime she purr when I'm petting her
My god, she love when I play with her fur
But my girl, she had a friend name Lynette
Love me from the first day we met
She tek a set, now I regret
Cause I never enjoy playin' with her pet
Something was wrong, she ran out of elastic band
So I didn't stay too long
She didn't have a clue but what to do
They don't have what it takes to tek weh your boo
[Chorus: (J)]
They don't know di*k like you know di*k
di*k is your dearest friend
They don't hug him, when he's in bed
Kiss him and play with his head
They don't know di*k like you know di*k
di*k is your dearest friend
They don't hug him, when he's in bed
Kiss him and play with his head

[Verse 2: (Beenie Man)]
My name is John, di girls dem buddy
Wuk nuff woman
I give di wickedest slam
A.K.A. magic wand, ding dong
Mi love by every woman (true!)
Hairy like a chimp, I am a pimp
Girl waan blow big like di good air blimp
True mi nuh whimp, and she a nymph
Mi affi stand up and work til' mi tired and limp
Me and a gyal a 'par, inna mi car
She waan war, waan eat mi nuts from out of di jar
Mi tell her stay far, from mi cigar
She a push mi and a push, til' mi just spit pon har

[Chorus: (Beenie Man)]
They don't know John like you know John
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a little youth
Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit
They don't know John like you know John
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a little youth
Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit
[Verse 3: (Beenie Man)]
Well!
Mr. John and Mr. di*k, di girls love dem
That's why dem cyan sleep a night, woman a bug dem
Woman a pull, woman a j*rk, woman a tug dem
All when him tired and limp and him a shrug dem
Sometime him haffi turn dem up like him a mug dem
Double up him fist and run in and slug dem
But him nuh mean nuh harm, 'cause when him done him hug dem
Females always have a problem

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