Like Christmas lyrics

[Chorus]

[Mike]
Girl, I don't give a f*ck about
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean sh*t to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
Girl, I wanna eat that ass like Christmas

[Saverio]
Whole party f*cked up on gingerbread
I don't give a f*ck what Santa said
I do it cause that sh*t's lit
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Verse 1]

[Brandon]
Ass like Christmas
Getting turnt at the North Pole

[Mike]
Santa and the elves
Snorting hot cocoa
[Saverio]
All the reindeer high as f*ck
In the stable

[Brandon]
Got Mrs. Claus laying down
Naked on the table
Slamming body shots

[Mike]
With a bit of luck
You could be a pimp like me
But pro'lly not

[Saverio]
Dudes are playing, throwing shade
Yeah, they hating 'cause my di*k's
A lubricated super saiyan
f*ck a b*tch like kamehameha
And y'all can suck my dragon balls

[Brandon]
Focus up before I stuff
Your gullet full of Adderall
Spraying on her face like a water spout
She calls me Red Ryder
When I shoot her f*cking eye out
[Mike]
Baby J born today
And this is how the story goes
Three wise men: Mike, Brandon, and Saverio
Went into the nativity
To circle j*rk the virgin
Jesus calls us motherf*ckers and we say

[3st]
That's for certain

[Saverio]
Get ourselves a room at the Holiday Inn
Make my sugar plums
Dance on your chin

[Brandon]
Tapping ass is my career
And I'm here on business
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Chorus]

[Saverio]
Girl, I don't give a f*ck about the
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean sh*t to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
I wanna eat that ass like Christmas
[Brandon]
Whole party f*cked up on gingerbread
Man, I don't give a f*ck what Santa said
I do it cause that sh*t's lit
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Verse 2]

[Mike]
Ass like Christmas
b*tch please!
I'm hotter than an overcoat

[Brandon]
Santa's coming down the chimney
But I'm c*mming down your throat

[Saverio]
She a BJ queen
Got A+ handy game

[Mike]
Sticky sweet pus*y
So I gave that b*tch a candy cane
Look it up on Urban Dictionary
With all the sh*t that's falling out my mouth
I'm sick with lyrical dysentery

[Brandon]
I know how to tickle a clit
With military precision
By di*k is buried in b*tches
In missionary position

[Saverio]
Oh f*ck, this b*tch is calling me
She told me to come over
For some holiday sodomy
Pardon me, I don't wanna be rude
But I ain't swapping bodily fluids
With a thottie like you
You gotta be joshing me
Oh, you ain't?
Here's my early apology
Girl, you look like the jackpot
Of the butterface lottery
Ugly as f*ck

[Brandon]
But hey, she's got big tits

[Saverio]
f*ck it!
I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Chorus]

[Brandon]
Girl, I don't give a f*ck about
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean sh*t to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
I wanna eat that ass like Christmas

[Mike]
Whole party f*cked up on gingerbread
Man, I don't give a f*ck what Santa said
I do it cause that sh*t's lit
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Verse 3]

[Saverio]
Whisper in my ear
Tell me that you been naughty
White Christmas on your face
Like Bing Crosby
Like, what the f*ck you think this is, b*tch?
I'mma eat that ass like Christmas

[Mike]
She drunk off eggnog
Hunting for a di*k to blow
Got my pubes feeling like mistletoe
So I whip it out
Tell her she can kiss this
Then I'mma eat that ass like Christmas

[Mr. Castillo]
I met this jewish girl named Veronica
Told her she could
Blow my di*k like a harmonica
I'm on the bed getting head
Like a yarmulke
Then I'mma eat that ass like Hanukkah

[Brandon]
Dad, what the f*ck?
We're trying to be rappers!

[Mr. Castillo]
Oh f*ck, is it on?


[Chorus: 3st]
I don't give a f*ck about
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean sh*t to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
I wanna eat that ass like Christmas
Whole party f*cked up on gingerbread
I don't give a f*ck what Santa said
I do it cause that sh*t's lit
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas