[Angry Grandpa]
You know... y'know I'm f*cking tired of people assuming sh*t! People assume! I go into the goddamn chat room, people goddamn, assume that I'm f*cking around, that I'm goddamn f*cking around man, f*ck!
[Angry Grandpa]
I'm-I'm sick of it, man. I want the motherf*cker back where it was.
[Lyricold]
Y-you literally told me to move it.
[Angry Grandpa]
Put it on top of the goddamn desk, then. You don't like the desk?
[Lyricold]
I don't want the TV on top of it. Well, it's not my house. You can put it wherever you want!
[Angry Grandpa]
Why can't it go on the desk? You don't like the desk? Do you not like that goddamn desk?! Are you assuming, like other people assume?!
[Lyricold]
You gotta relax, dude.
[Lyricold]
Oh God!
[Angry Grandpa]
Assume that! Assume it!
[Lyricold]
Assume what? Assume the position. You goin' to jail for this sh*t!
[Angry Grandpa]
For what?
[Lyricold]
Someone's gonna call the cops for... something. Oh... what?
[Angry Grandpa]
For what now, do that with the desk. Put the TV on the desk now!
[Lyricold]
I can't.
[Angry Grandpa]
You wanna assume?
[Lyricold]
Assume what?!
[Angry Grandpa]
What else you wanna assume?
[Lyricold]
Nothing. Nothing. I wanna assume nothing.
[Angry Grandpa]
Man, I-I'm just f*cking sick of all this sh*t.
[Lyricold]
What sh*t?
[Angry Grandpa]
Just everything.
[Angry Grandpa]
I mean goddamn! People like to get in my f*cking business... f*cking like somebody then they... wanna think you've... I don't f*ck around!
[Lyricold]
What are you talking about? Oh!
[Lyricold]
What is this about?
[Angry Grandpa]
I'm sick of this sh*t!
[Lyricold]
Let's talk.
[Angry Grandpa]
Talk what?
[Lyricold]
What is this? Wha-what are likin- you talking about?
[Angry Grandpa]
Goddamn you gave me that for Christmas.
[Lyricold]
You have a girlfriend or something? What's happening here?
[Angry Grandpa]
I don't wanna talk about it. It's personal, private. What the f*ck?
[Lyricold]
Oh man... this can't be fixed actually. You destroyed the speaker, I worked hard to get this thing fixed.
[Angry Grandpa]
Here, assume this! Assume it, Michael. People assume I do other sh*t. ASSUME IT!
[Lyricold]
I don't know how to answer that, assume! I don't- what am I assuming? I was moving the TV I didn't assume tha-
[Angry Grandpa]
Because you assumed it like everybody e-
[Lyricold]
You told me to move it!
[Angry Grandpa]
Everywhere I talk to people, people ASSUME. That I'm- that I'm doing this I'm doing that! Assume...
[Lyricold]
I don't know-
[Angry Grandpa]
When you assume, you make an ass outta you and me!
[Lyricold]
But you- you called me out here to help move the TV! You asked me to move it back in the living room.
[Lyricold]
What the hell? Ok, you're gonna cost yourself alot of money.
[Angry Grandpa]
You know right now, I don't really f*cking care. I don't really f*cking care. There are other thing I care about more than this, but no. What I care about don't f*cking matter.
[Lyricold]
Well, talk to me about it.
[Angry Grandpa]
I don't want to. It ain't none of your business. It's my business. But I ain't happy. Ah, f*ck... Oh well. I guess I ain't cooking no f*cking more. Oh well! I guess I don't get to hear music no more. Oh well! Ain't got no desk no f*ckin' more.
[Lyricold]
Your gonna hurt yourself.
[Angry Grandpa]
People... need to mind their own motherf*cking business. Leave my damn life alone and the people I care about f*cking alone. It's f*ckin'... no more than that. That's- I've done enough...
[Lyricold]
So do you want me to move the TV?
[Angry Grandpa]
I don't give a f*ck what you do with it anymore. But i'll tell you one goddamn thing! f*ck it, don't come by me.
[Lyricold]
I won't, I absolutely won't.
[Angry Grandpa]
Don't, or you're gonna get something thrown at you.
[Lyricold]
KidBehindACamera here... ok, so let's look at this. Uh...
[Angry Grandpa]
I'm f*ckin' stupid. I give up, man.
[Lyricold]
Give up?
[Angry Grandpa]
I give up.
[Lyricold]
Take that medicine.
[Angry Grandpa]
f*ck that medicine, I don't care if I die. If that ain't a bad goddamn idea. Maybe i'll just f*cking die and f*ck it all!
[Lyricold]
Chill! What is...-
[Angry Grandpa]
Nothing goddammit! Man goddamn, would you mind getting that motherf*cker outta my face?
[Lyricold]
I-I- I w- Seriously, is something...?
[Angry Grandpa]
Nothing, just go away.
[Lyricold]
There's something bigger happening here.
[Angry Grandpa]
Go the f*ck away! It ain't none of your goddamn business. It's my business, personal business.
[Lyricold]
I will talk to you- I will turn off the camera and we'll talk about it.
[Angry Grandpa]
We ain't talking about sh*t! People need to mind their own... You know people need to decide who they really f*cking care about, you know? Or they just... nothing Michael, just forget it. I gotta clean my mess up. Turn it off.