[Chorus]
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
[Verse 1]
Brush your teeth every day
Oh, don't play too many games
Oh, only 3 hours a day
Oh, respect your parents, okay?
Oh, love your mom, love your dad
Always say "please" and "thank you"
Oh, if you say words like "f*ck" and "sh*t"
I'll come to your house and spank you
Oh, don't say "n*gga", it's bad
Respect and love all races
Even Khajiit, even Argonians
b*tch, better wash your faces
Oh, b*tch, don't sit close to your TV
Or I won't buy a Gucci belt
And you'll have to use your usual one
To hold your pants
[Chorus]
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
[Verse 2]
Respect the ladies and old people
Even if they're Khajiit
Or else I'll tear your intestines out
And hit that f*ckin' yeet
Always pray to the Madgod
Don't try to grow a beard
If you try to grow a beard
You will f*cking die
Don't drink Coke and Pepsi
Oh, drink only water and milk
Or else your bones will be weak
Like in Skyrim
Oh, I got the juice, I got the juice
You must only drink water
Oh, water is healthy as f*ck
b*tch, you better
[Chorus]
Drink water
Drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch
Oh, drink water
Drink water
Drink water, b*tch