Eat Your Heart Out lyrics

[Intro]
"i made this as Kimya Dawson as possible"

[Verse 1]
Call me kooky, call me crazy
All my friends have f*cking rabies
Lice, and scabies, maybe, trust me:
SCPD grunts are shady
Monday Funday, cheesy Tuesday
Farmers market money wasting
Rid our coffee shop of wannabe-punk misogynist tailies
This world is scary but that's okay
If we work hard then we can fix it
Climb the roof, turn on the bat signal: all the homies come and kick it!
I haven't seen a bar of soap in weeks but f*ck, I feel terrific!
The ocean down the street from my house is anything but pacific

[Verse 2]
And if I were to die right now in some sort of
Fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well that would just be okay and
How the f*ck can you live your life with an ambition other than helping others and
Having fun, and think that that's okay?
Maybe that's just what I needed to smash into the side of my skull: 16 ounces of Baja Blast as the pickup truck peeled out and drove off
I didn't wake up with my clothes on for the second time this week, i guess that's progress
But it's not cuz I'm not getting any sleep
So, please don't ask me all the reasons for what
I write into these songs cuz for this one someone told me
"write a song that sounds like Kimya Dawson"
[Outro]
And if you're gonna kill yourself, well f*ck it, it's your own life
And if you wanna kill a cop, remember to yell "f*ck life"
And if you're gonna touch yourself, remember what I look like
And if you wanna f*ck yourself, remember what I look like