My Name Is Mud lyrics

[Chorus]
My name is Mud
My name is Mud

[Verse 1]
Not to be confused with Billy, Jack, Pete or Dennis
My name is Mud, it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sonsab*tch you've ever seen
I dress in blue, yes, navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet were trodden on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell

[Chorus]
My name is Mud
My name is Mud

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
My name is Mud, but call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsab*tch that lies before me
Bloated, blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink only the finest
'Cept I haven't earned a dime in several months, or were it years?
The breath on that fat bast*rd could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium
With an aluminum baseball bat
[Chorus]
My name is Mud
My name is Mud
M-M-M-M-M-Mud
My name is Mud

[Instrumental Break]
Where you goin', city boy?

[Instrumental Outro]