1-800-f*ck ME lyrics

[Intro]
"Oh my god, my baby daddy just left me!
He left me with all 5 of his kids!
I don't know what to do, I'm feeling really lonely
My baby daddy's gone!"

Ayy, b*tch, you ever feelin' lonely n*gga?
You ever need a thick n*gga, call 1-800 f*ck Me (oh my god!)
I be on my way, me and all my thick compadres, n*gga (oh my god, oh my god, okay I will! f*ck me! I'll call right now!)
1-800 f*ck Me, swag, swag (DBangz, I love you) (Brr)

[Verse 1]
I got money, I got women (ay, ay)
Minus money and the women (ay, swag)
I got b*tches that's gon' f*ck me (swag, swag)
For my Percocet prescription (swag, brr)
It's 1-800-f*ck ME, n*gga, you know how I'm living (br brr)
Get the di*k in any time
Girl it's fine, I'm probably chilling (what the f*ck?)
Get yourself an Uber, let me empty out my children (what)
Girl come sh*t up in my mouth, I wanna be your pot to p*ss in (n*gga)
Made 30k on Spotify, I'm ballin' like a piston
Point this 30 at your toes and put them sh*ts into submission (do do do do do!)

[Hook]
DBangz is dusty (do do do do-)
If you need a n*gga, call 1-800-f*ck ME (ayy, ayy, ayy)
b*tches on speed dial, all I got is swag (swag, swag)
I call 1-800-f*ck ME and I f*cked your f*cking dad (swag, swag, swag)
DBangz is dusty (brr)
If you need a n*gga, call 1-800-f*ck ME (br brr)
b*tches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800 f*ck Me and I piped your f*cking dad (brra)
[Verse 2]
Huh?
b*tches all up on my p*nis (ay)
I'm the Hash Slinging Slasher with this mic (ay, ay, ay)
I know you seen it (ay)
I got women I got money (swag)
I got weed that leave you fiending (swag)
b*tch, I'm the type to drive a tractor while I'm leaning (brra)
I sucked your momma's titties last night when I was dreaming
But the way my money green, I feel like all I got is lizards (damn)
I just f*cked a white queen, afterwards she called me "n*gga" (ayy)
So I smoked another Backwood cause I never touch a Swisher

[Hook]
DBangz is dusty
If you need a n*gga, call 1-800-f*ck ME
b*tches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800-f*ck ME and I f*cked your f*cking dad
DBangz is dusty
If you need a n*gga, call 1-800-f*ck ME
b*tches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800 f*ck Me and I piped your f*cking dad

[Verse 3]
Hoes be on my di*k but my sh*t smallest like a cactus
'Cause it's ashy and I might f*ck on your b*tch after my practice
You can tax me, I got bread like the stomach on a fat b*tch
I'm the booty eating bandit, sorry, yes, I bust the fastest (ayy)
Yes, I am a rapper, I ain’t average I do damage (ayy, ayy)
Til I’m banished, I'ma nut on her forehead like it’s a canvas (swag, swag, swag)
Sasuke took my b*tch, yes I'll 'mit that n*gga's clever (frra)
But I made that n*gga b*tch wetter than the f*cking weather
[Hook]
DBangz is dusty
If you need a n*gga, call 1-800-f*ck ME
b*tches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800-f*ck ME and I f*cked your f*cking dad
DBangz is dusty (swag)
If you need a n*gga, call 1-800-f*ck ME
b*tches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800-f*ck ME and I piped your f*cking dad