DON O'DEELIO:
Aww, man!
MALIBOO:
Yo this sh*t sucks dude, such a rip off..
MR. MANAGER SHIAYO:
Are you having a bad day?
DON O'DEELIO:
Shut up mom!
Wait.. wait wait wait wait!
How the f*ck, is my mom, in this f*ckin spaceship
In the middle of a f*cking andromeda, in a f*ckin galaxy?!
MR. MANAGER SHIAYO:
Are you depressed, lonely, alienated, misunderstood, under-appreciated
Or you simply have a low mental capacity (Yo how the f*ck?!)
Then we have the perfect solution
"NO WONDER WE HAVE NO FRIENDS"
It's a frequency based, post-apocalyptic, galaxy-splitting, sonically abusive waveform
With a mental moshpit spoor
It is scientifically proven by a research group, based from a faraway land
In a faraway university, of a faraway continent, from a faraway section of the orbit
Also known as Earth
It doesn’t cure your depression, but as the cool kids used to say
(Esketit)
May amplify side effects such as, cussing, swearing, constant grudge against the elderly
Depression, loneliness, heartbreaks, being past-delusional, serious trauma, major mental disorder
Anxiety, STD’s, cooties, and no one will eventually f*ck with you
Happiness sold separately
MALIBOO: Wow..
DON O’DEELIO: Could’ve swear that was my mom..