Cpt. Red Beard lyrics

[Intro]
Rap in the name of Jesus
Yeah, uh
Yeah, oh, Jesus
Yeah, okay

[Verse]
Um, where the f*ck is Captain Red Beard?
Standin' at the top, how the f*ck did I done get here?
Mouthful of yellow teeth, stomach full of fungus
Where the f*ck is Mr. Tumnus? Somewhere hidin' in the closet
And what's a world to a compass?
It's nothin' but a day trip, a vacation
It ain't East Coast versus West Coast, it's real versus fake
And to murder the competition, do whatever it takes
He a Ricky Bobby brown-nose
Kissin' ass, tryna front like he thе headliner
Satan 'bout to get bеhind ya
If I must proceed to put him in his place
'Cause these petty little kids drink a half a pound of paint, and too sterile
Had syrup by the barrel, and now I got a kid I ain't allowed to see
I heard that Malcolm was a drug addict, now he free
Why he with a prostitute covered in cocaine on the balcony?
It's me, my b*tch and Obamacare
Gave away my wardrobe, all I got is Rocawear
The people pass, see 'em stop and stare