Funky Cold Medina lyrics

[Verse 1]
Tequila was the sh*t
It got you where he wanted
Back the morning after was the sh*t
You think it bounded
The blowing high formula
Was stronger than Dracula
It's maybe in Argentina
It's call tha Funky Cold Medina

[Bridge]
Ya, ya, miralo, es el vas y chingas a tu madre

[Verse 2]
No things, no Pills, no Drugs or Vitaminas
Can make your di*k harder than tha Funky Cold Medina
But the time the bellow sit was scattered the crapper
First than of her annus is then straight to her snapper
I bet you won't belive but the times that he comes
Hes much more than a porn star
His name is Robert Humstar
Couse he's a mucho muchacho
We call him "Sex Machina"
You know what he was drinking??
Was Funky Cold Medina
[Bridge]
¿Tu conoces al?
Funky Cold Medina
Ya ya
¿Quieren uno?
Funky Cold Medina

[Verse 3]
I'm more I fell a blow when night
And see there's a conmotion
Everybody's getting around this magic potion
In a crystal bottle blue just like the ocean
It's said put some in glass to get the night emotion

I meet to this girl, she said her's name's Catrina
Adjusted my blood and then I gave her some Medina
In like the Taxi termest I went and stopt the beaver
I think that magic potion
Was Funky Cold Medina

[Bridge]
¿Asi wey?, si we es tu prima ¿y la sobrina?
Funky Cold Medina
Tenía un poco de cagazon jajaja
Let's do it
[Verse 4]
Me fui pa' la cantina, por mi Funky Cold Medina
Me puse muy borroso y conoci a una cochina
Nos pusimos a bailar, toda la noche lambada
Cuando la volvi a buscar estaba toda wacareada

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