Cheat Codes for Hoes lyrics

[Intro: The Chordettes]
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are—
pus*y!

[Verse 1: Shotgun Willy]
Hit a lick with a b*tch from the bayou, mmm (Ayy!)
Make sure the pus*y bald, no Caillou, mmm
Hadouken your ass like I'm Ryu (Hadouken), mmm
I'll splash on your ass like an ice cube
Chapstick on my lips and I'm looking like a b*tch
Yeah I had a couple kids (Brr) but I threw 'em in a ditch (Brr)
Put the ice on my wrist, know a dyke with the whip
We could take for a spin if we back before 10 and
I've been f*ckin' b*tches (Ayy!) in my minivan (Ayy!)
And I've been flippin' switches 'cause I know I can (Brr!)
And post my sh*t on Pinterest, cop a couple fans
And I hope that y'all listening 'cause I'm goin' ham (Boom-boom-boom)
I've been doin' coke, no cola, gotta get the f*ckin' white
I hit her on my Motorola, shorty wanna f*ck tonight (f*ck tonight)
I'm sick as f*ck, but no Ebola, dirty in my f*ckin' Sprite (Brr)
And I got game (Brr), but no controller (Brr), cookin' up like Walter White (Huh?)

[Chorus: Shotgun Willy]
Like left, right, left, right, uppercut
Stupid sl*t gon' suck my nuts (Ayy!)
Up, down, up, down, ayy, b*tch, what?
Run it up, run it up, run it up, run it up
Left, right, left, right, uppercut
Stupid sl*t gon' suck my nuts (Yeah!)
Up, down, up, down, ayy, b*tch, what?
Run it up, run it up, run it up, run it up
[Verse 2: Shotgun Willy]
Didn't wanna get it but I had to go and get it, so I copped a couple things to get my rocks off, ayy (Okay!)
Didn't wanna f*ck her but I had to go and f*ck her, so I did that sh*t quick with my socks on, ayy (Okay!)
This and that, the back fourth, it's so much work like playin' sports, so f*ck the whore (f*ck that b*tch!)
I did my time, I lost my mind, she hot as f*ck like lemon lime, still wanting more (I still want more though)

[Verse 3: TRAQULA]
Pull up with a b*tch and I'ma show her I'm a king (What?)
Gonna pick her up, gonna give the b*tch a ring (Ooh!)
Sike dude, I don't like you, don't wanna hit you
Not my boo, but, uh
We watching TV, got a BD
Like a big di*k, see these nuts, but they gotta be PG
Water dripping like Fiji
But when you wanna smash I'm DTF

[Outro: Shotgun Willy, Shotgun Willy & TRAQULA]
I'm backseat pimpin' with a ho and she on my di*k
A hundred thousand dollars in my pocket, now it's on my wrist
I'm backseat pimpin' with a ho, pass her to the clique
A hundred thousand dollars in my pocket, now it's on my wrist (Perfect!)
Hey, listen!
Hey, listen!