Half Pipe lyrics

[Intro: Otis from Half Life]
Believe it or not I was a wuss in high-school I know it's hard to believe
Hey hey control your weapon buddy
I don't wanna die a virgin
I-I'm too young to die, Ok i'm not but I got a lot of meals left to eat
That's it I've had it

[Shotgun Willy]
Coulda' been a good boy, coulda' got a PHD (uh)
But then I don't think these b*tches would f*ck with me
I got blood on my jeans and I got blood on my teeth
And this is Tommy Hillfigure, my bank account getting bigger
That man hold on to me
Please get the f*ck up off my property
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Ain't no stoppin' me like
Uh, uh before you meet my .44
Uh, or my .45
b*tch i'm going door to door (uh)
Like "Do you wanna die?"