Dream Stans Diss Track lyrics

[Intro]
Look, I'm just your average Joe trying to play some Minecraft
And all these Dream stans man, they won't leave me alone

[Verse 1]
f*ck Dream stans, yeah no one f*cking likes you
Dream shakes his ass, yuh b*tches does that excite you
In the Chum Bucket, yeah your mom baptized you
Dream DM'd my girlfriend got her shocked like a Raichu
Dream makes one move, all the stans f*cking flock
Dream stans got the IQ of a dirt block
I don't give a f*cking sh*t, you can suck my di*k
Stick my Tommy in ya mouth call me TommyInnit

[Verse 2]
Dream's mom squirting like a Squirtle
f*cked her in the Nether portal
On the beat I'm f*cking on it
j*rk off with a Thanos gauntlet
Stans crying snowflakes you a f*cking buttflake
I a pig then I bake a cake
I kill a kill then make a rake
Playing Minecraft since I'm eight
MiniLadd he tried to rape
Dream Stans gonna hate
They goin' take the f*cking bait
Ender pearls they f*cking saggin
Spittin' fire Ender Dragon
In my server always laggin'
I killed Dream and then teabagged him
[Verse 3]
Techno f*cking blade
f*cked my ass and gave me AIDS
I'm a Minecraft Virgin and I ain't ever getting laid
I'm an irrelevant YouTuber I ain't ever getting paid
Did a TikTok with my grandma we just hit the Renegade
OK survival or creative mode, which one do you choose
Dream just posted a vid I better get my f*cking lube
I just got demonetized, what the f*ck YouTube
Dream just left me on read I better get my f*cking noose
Yeah I speed speed run run run right to yo momma's house
I'm pulling out my iron sword, she took right off her f*cking blouse
Glowstone on my neck looking like a lighthouse
Minecraft e-girls in my server looking like a whorehouse

[Verse 4]
Looks like I'm in f*cking trouble
Dream just f*cked me with a shovel
c*cked me back just like a muzzle
Told me not to f*cking struggle
Yeah I just got f*cking raped
But it's Dream so it's OK
I'm a Dream stan the furry Discord is where I f*cking stay

[Bridge]
Dream, Dream stan then they take it up the f*cking ass
Take out a Dream stan like the f*cking trash
I don't give a f*ck, Dream stan you a cuck
I just f*cked a Minecraft chicken and it cluck cluck cluck
Dream, Dream stan then they take it up the f*cking ass
Take out a Dream stan like the f*cking trash
I don't give a f*ck, Dream stan you a cuck
I just f*cked a Minecraft chicken and it cluck cluck cluck
[Outro]
Ay yo what the f*ck [?]