Brown Christmas lyrics

[Intro]
I don't give a f*ck how much swagger you have
I'm sick of hearing that f*cking word
I stay on this dumb sh*t
And it's my dumb sh*t
Yeah, yo

[Verse 1]
Big Wax straight sh*ttin' on your Christmas
The illest motherf*cker in the business who's not in the business
Been doing this since your existence
Was merely your dad lookin' at your mom from a distance
You little squirts are the worst
You're better than me? Learn to rap to a beat first
It's called flowin', not talkin', G
And if you hate me so much then why you online stalkin' me?
Y'all haters got a lot of free time
And you sure spend a lot of it watchin' me rhyme
Sending long ass mеssages to tell me I suck
I swеar some of y'all are dirty old men that wanna f*ck, man
Ten years older than David Hasselhoff
Last Google search you did was "naked Asher Roth"
Ha ha ha, just a bunch of blah, blah, blah
Yuletide dance, diarrhea cha-cha-cha

[Chorus]
I'ma have you whettin' your appetite
Your Christmas will not be white
I'll be on Santa's sleigh that night, flyin' (Flyin')
Ass hangin' over the side in flight
sh*ttin' on every MC in sight
They gon' know what it's like to have a brown Christmas, yeah
[Verse 2]
Ayo, Big Wax chillin', Herbal T's chillin'
EOM stays makin' tracks for the children
f*ck the building, I'm in a damn kiln
When you hot as me you gotta be where the pottery chills in
Fake rappers are like comedy filming
Fake laughter on the track and I just gotta be filled in, like
What's the joke? What's so funny, man?
Is that quote swagger unquote? I don't understand
You play the role so unconvincingly
Step your energy up a lot, better re-up your stock of ginseng seeds
Two thumbs down for your crew of dumb clowns and impostors
No chance of y'all winnin' Oscars
I do my thing, emphasis on mine
So all my free thinkin' people, crank this on high
And all you copycat rappers, watch your back, dawg
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a corn-filled crap log

[Chorus]
I'ma have you whettin' your appetite
Your Christmas will not be white
I'll be on Santa's sleigh that night, flyin' (Flyin')
Ass hangin' over the side in flight
sh*ttin' on every MC in sight
They gon' know what it's like to have a brown Christmas, yeah
[Outro]
Ayo, it feels like I'm sittin' on the crapper
All day, every day, sh*ttin' on a rapper
It feels like I'm sittin' on the crapper
All day, every day, sh*ttin' on a rapper
And I'ma sh*t on your Christmas, fool
I'ma sh*t on your Christmas
I'ma sh*t on your Christmas, fool
I'ma sh*t on your Christmas
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, Big Wax, Herbal T
EOM, who we be
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