Hamburger pus*y lyrics

[Verse 1]
Flaps are tender and caramelised
Hooked by the sweetest pair of thighs
It's always the pretty ones with the hamburger pus*y
And I had drank many beers that night
A pretty, blonde girl, she caught my eye
How could I know she had a hamburger pus*y?

[Chorus 1]
Hamburger pus*y, not a problem that many girls get
But it looks like a little Flappy Bird between her legs
Hamburger pus*y, not a problem that many girls got
But it looks like a hamburger with the lot

[Verse 2]
His chest was thick and his abs defined
Eyebrows tweaked, fake tan all nice
It's always the pretty ones with the pickle di*k
She had drank many beers that night
He sidles up the look in her eyes
How could she know he had a pickle di*k?

[Chorus 2]
Pickle di*k is not a problem that many guys get
But it looks like a little Lego man between his legs
A pickle di*k is not a problem many guys got
But it looks like if a pickle had a c*ck
[Bridge]
And I've been told that her pus*y looks like a pizza
With too much cheese flopped on its side
And I've been told that his p*nis looks like a mutated baby's finger
And that's not right

[Pre-Chorus]
They say there's someone for everyone
Turned out all a hamburger needed was a pickle
Or a pickle di*k, if you will
Oh yeah, baby

[Chorus 3]
Hamburger pus*y, not a problem that many girls get
And it's rare to see a little pickle between a man's legs
Hamburger pus*y, not a problem that this girl's got
'Cause she lucked out and found a pickle c*ck

[Outro]
But it still looks like a hamburger with the lot