The English Alphabet lyrics
by Ногу Свело! (Nogu Svelo!)
[Verse 1]
A for as*h*le, B for beard
C for c*ck and D for di*k
E for elephant, F for fawn
Um, I thought F was for fawn
G for girl, H for hush
Whatever
[Pre-Chorus]
All the words I’ve learned
From everything I’ve heard
By visiting America
U-S-A
[Chorus]
They say learning’s complicated
English is the hardest language
I think I’ve got it, but it’s hard to tell
Many words meaning the same thing
I guess it can get real confusing
But I’ve learned no one can speak it well
I’m alone with the English alphabet
English alphabet
English alphabet
[Verse 2]
I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
I’m just kind, loving
Makes number one party
[Pre-Chorus]
All the words I’ve learned
From everything I’ve heard
By visiting America
U-S-A
[Chorus]
They say learning’s complicated
English is the hardest language
I think I’ve got it, but it’s hard to tell
Many words meaning the same thing
I guess it can get real confusing
But I’ve learned no one can speak it well
I’m alone with the English alphabet
English alphabet
English alphabet
Class is in!
[Refrain]
All the words I’ve learned
From everything I’ve heard
By visiting America
U-S-A
[Brdige]
S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z
Now I said my ABC
Aren’t you proud of me?
[Chorus]
They say learning’s complicated
English is the hardest language
I think I’ve got it, but it’s hard to tell
Many words, they mean the same thing
I guess it can get real confusing
But I’ve learned no one can speak it well
I’m speaking the English alphabet
English alphabet,English alphabet