So You Wanna Be Hip? (Suck Your Own di*k) lyrics

[Intro]
All right ladies, you're probably gonna have to be on the side-lines for this one
Check it out, yo, yo, uhn

[Chorus]
So you wanna be hip?
You gotta suck your own di*k
*Wiggity-what-what?*
You gotta suck your own di*k!
(Diggity-di*k-di*k-di-di-di-di-di*k)

[Verse 1]
Now say you're at a party, and there's a bad ratio
One word: Autofellatio
(Suck your own di*k! You gotta suck your own di*k!)

Eat your own di*k like you're some kinda cannibal
All the pimps do it, and chicks think it's radical!
(Wanna be hip? You gotta suck your own di*k!)

First, you gotta stretch like this!
You gotta bend right if you wanna take licks
Second, you gotta open up your throat
You're nothing but a square if you make yourself choke!

[Aside]
Yeah, home-slice! You're starting to get it!
It's my birthday, it's my birthday!
You guys are starting to look like a bunch of GANGSTERS!
Seriously pimp-a-licious!
[Chorus]
So you wanna be hip?
You gotta suck your own di*k
*Wiggity-what-what?*
You gotta suck your own di*k!
(Diggity-di*k-di*k-di-di-di-di-di*k, di-di-di*k)

Wanna be hip?
You gotta suck your own di*k!
Gotta suck your own di*k!